I've written only clean blogs on this site so far, until now. I am pissed and I am going to rant, do not read anymore if you would prefer to not read a bunch of incoherent swearing, thank you!






Ok now here we go:

LeBron James is a BITCH!

     Queen James is a whiny little bitch. Fuck him, fuck him in the mouth, hard. First of all after a game of basketball you are REQUIRED, by our social code to go over and shake hands with the other team, there are very few exceptions to this rule. Orlando is a better team than Cleveland, they didn't play dirty, there weren't any fights, Orlando took Queen James' crown off of his head, turned that son of a bitch sideways and shoved it straight up his candy ass and we all "Witnessed" it. When you are the league MVP and one of the main spokesmen for Nike you are required to set a good example for your entire league, your teammates, your fans, your haters, your endorsers, your city, your state, your mother fuckin' dog. You are not allowed to pout and cry and huff and puff off of the court without wishing the team that took your bitch ass out luck in the Finals. You are not allowed to say:

 “It’s hard for me to congratulate somebody after you just lost to them, I’m a winner. It’s not being a poor sport or anything like that. If somebody beats you up, you’re not going to congratulate them. That doesn’t make sense to me. I’m a competitor. That’s what I do. It doesn’t make sense for me to go over and shake somebody’s hand.”

    
    Fuck that shit. That is fucking sad. Let us break this down, line by fucked up line....

 It’s hard for me to congratulate somebody after you just lost to them, I’m a winner. Guess what, you fucking lost, you are not a winner!!!!   

It’s not being a poor sport or anything like that. Bullshit, that is EXACTLY what it is, you fucking douche!

From Dictionary.com:

    

    Now that LeBron and the Cleveland Cavaliers have been eliminated from the NBA Playoffs there are some questions in Cleveland. How did this happen? What do we need to do to stop this from happening again? Where in the hell did Mo Williams go once the Eastern Conference Finals started? Will the economy improve or will Big Z make it down the court first? Why in the hell didn't Mike Brown make adjustments to stop Rashard Lewis and Hedo Turkoglu from dominating the series? Who is our quarterback? Why are the Indians worse then the Royals? All of those are great questions but they pale in comparision to THE question.  THE question: How does Danny Ferry keep LeBron James from running off to New York City to rub elbows with Derek Jeter, A-Rod, and his good buddy Jay-Z after next years NBA season?
  
   The Answer? Well um, for starters how about The Answer?



Now before you start hating on A.I. please keep in mind that this man averaged over 26 points, 7 assists 2 steals and 3 rebounds just one year ago. A.I. is a proven scorer and defender. Iverson has shown the ability to take over games when needed and last time I checked the Cavs need somebody like that to take a little bit of pressure off of the so called "King." Allen Iverson could be the perfect sidekick for LeBron if he can keep his attitude in check and winning tends to fix that problem all by itself (see: Randy Moss). The Pistons debacle was not Iverson's fault, he didn't fit in there and he never was going to, the Pistons used to be a well oiled machine, those players fit together like a puzzle and Iverson is not the kind of piece that you can just plug in. One thing that the Pistons debacle could lead to is a basement bottom price for the Cavs and the chance at a Title for Allen.

     If LeBron feels like he has a legit shot at a title in Cleveland I don't think he will leave. Right now they are the 3rd best team in the East at, best. Boston is better than anyone in the East with a healthy KG, Orlando is clearly better than Cleveland (I refuse to argue that, if you disagree please watch Orlando in the NBA Finals and ask yourself where is LeBron right now.) and Miami and Atlanta are coming up quick. Adding Allen Iverson to the Cavs roster could be a low risk, VERY high reward move if Danny has the stones to try it out.  

  Can Blake Griffin change the culture for Los Angeles' blue jerseyed step-child? It is amazing how the bounce of a ping pong ball can change an organization. The Clippers have been a doormat in the Western Conference for the better part of my lifetime. The last time the Clippers had the number one pick they screwed the pooch big time by drafting Michael Olowokandi. This time they have the opportunity to hand the keys of the Pinto over to a player that is unlike any that have played there over the past several years. Blake Griffin has talent, is extremely athletic, puts forth full effort on EVERY play and is 6 foot 10. Blake could become one of the NBA's best players over the next 5-7 years and IF he remains a Clipper throughout his career he may just be able to attract some talent to Tinsletown and make them a contender in the West, let's face it there has to be a stretch in our lifetimes where the Clippers are the main event at the Staples Center. Blake Griffin may be the type of player who could put the Clippers on the map, or maybe they will draft Thabeet and relive the Olowokandi era.

 The Los Angeles Lakers are not a championship caliber team, they just aren't. They are still the same old soft Lakers that we saw last year in the NBA Finals. If the Rockets don't put this poodle of an NBA team to sleep on Sunday then Denver will in the Western Conference Finals. For the number one team in the Western Conference to be taken to seven games by a depleted Houston Rockets is absolutely unacceptable. Oh and by the way where is the next great center Andrew Bynum?